Thursday, October 15, 2015

DISABLE VETERAN

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A retired General hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
When leaving the room, she courteously said,
"Oh by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door was open"?
He didn't understand her remark, but later, he happened to look down and saw his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.
Calling her into his office, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary replied, "Why no sir, but I did see a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags..."

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